Thursday, July 2, 2009

the FONDELING FELLOW in YELLOW


So last weekend, we are eating at the Sidewalk Cafe on Venice Beach (California) and I excuse myself to the restroom. I am in line and there is a woman in front of me and behind me. Suddenly, a 6'7 man in bright yellow sweats GRABS my butt! Not pinch, but GRAB! So I quickly turn around and run after him. I catch up to him and tap him on the shoulder and I said, "Did you grab my butt!" He calmly says, "No. I didn't" I yell out, "Sheena!" Then the man calmly walks out of the cafe!

Moral of the story: PERVS shouldn't wear bright yellow pants when they're 6 foot 7 inches tall.