Dear PETA,
I want to send my deepest apologies. I was driving to work this morning and having my morning talk with Sheen. So we were running our mouths when, suddenly, I spot a bird flying extremely low in the streets. I knew that swerving wasn't an option. Time ran out and then THUD!!!! I hit the freakin' bird!!!! It wasn't a pigeon, a black bird, or some small no namer. It was a large sea gull-like bird!!! GROSS!!!! DISGUSTING!!!! IT WAS ME OR HIM/HER!!!
I am an individual who hates road kill. I hate to see it and I really hate to run over it with MY tires! I don't care if its flats, bloated, or partially present. Noodle loves it! He claims he only goes for the flat ones, but I think otherwise. Anyway, back to the story, so I'm immediately thinking that the bird is either on my sun-roof or in my bumper. So Sheen and I are totally grossed out, no offense. I get off the phone with her and call Noodle. I called him telling him what happened. His response? "Yes!!!! You did it!"
So please forgive me and the praise I received from Noodle. He likes them dead or alive. I prefer alive....and out of my bumper.
Sincerely,
cee Bee :-((
