Last Sunday morning Noodle and I had breakfast at IHOP. So I know some of you are thinking, "YUM!" right? Absolutely NOT!!! Let me say whats not "YUM"! How about when our waiter comes to our table with SWEAT dripping from his little round HEAD!!! GROSS!!! Here's how it went down:
Me: Did you just see the sweat dripping from his face?
Noodle: That is nasty!
Me: I'm going to tell the manager.
Noodle: No, let me just tell him.
So the waiter comes back to our table...
Noodle: Man, you're sweating. Workin' hard, huh?
Waiter: Ya know, I don't know, its just really warm in here... (doesn't even acknowledge the body fluid pouring out of the skin on his head)
Noodle: Awww...man.
The waiter walks away without even noticing the sweat...
Me: What if he wipes his forehead with his hand and then brings us our plates? Oh my gosh...
Noodle: Oh yeah! That's right!
Minutes later....
HE COMES BACK MINUS THE SWEAT ON THE FOREHEAD!!!
