Sheen: Usher's baby is sooo cute!
Me: I know!!! He's like a little teddy bear!
Sheen: He looks like him, but then he doesn't.
Me: I know, but he has strong genes when it comes to the nose.
Sheen: Yeah! That nose!
Sheen: But he's wearing a little sweater outfit!
Me: I think he's wearing a velour!
Sheen: He's wearing sweater pants! Who wears sweater pants?!? Why did they put him in sweater pants?!?!
Me: (laughing)

minutes later

Sheen: Ooooo! Jeans for tall women (referring to Essence magz)! Rock & Republic, Uniquelo....
Me: Yeah! I've seen that one too.
Sheen: Jeans for a butt lift (reads).
Me: Yeah...'cause I don't have a lot back there....
Sheen: Ya know, the other day I looked in the mirror and turned around...I had something back there!
Me: (laughing)

1lb of lemons at the grocery store...$1.50.
One large lemonaide from the hamburger joint...$1.85
A convo between Sheen and me...PRICELESS!